The Deadly Deaths

Frequently Asked Questions

What does "Half-time Double-team" mean?
I can't tell you what it means.

How do you pronounce your name?
"The Derdilly Dierffs"

What does your name mean?
It's the name of our band.

If you could be any animal, which animal would you be?
A Snark.

What are your influences?
Jimi Hendrix fighting a dinosaur, magical spinning George Lucas and rock and roll music band dot com.

How do I join The Deadly Deaths fan club?
You start one.

It has been rumoured that you believe that moths steal time. Is this rumour true?
Based on a number of incidents that involve time loss and moths we have come to the conclusion that we probably believe this.

Clap if you love The Deadly Deaths?
Clap.

Whats awesome, shaped like a bunch of stuff and rocks hard when its turned on?
Could be anything.

But why?
Just because.

Is that the argument Heath and Greg had that time that lasted for half an hour and ended in a "Just Because" GarageBand remix?
Yes.

Why did The Deadly Deaths break up?
911.

Did The Deadly Deaths really break up?
No.

How many members of The Deadly Deaths does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb. One to turn the power off at the mains because they are paranoid and the last to change the light bulb, wait....

Do people actually ask these questions?
All the time. They wouldn't be here if they didn't.

I have a question that isn't answered on the faq?
It's probably a rhetorical question.

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